wardrobe\ malfunction

wardrobe\ malfunction
1. (Wardrobe Malfunction) (998↑, 163↓)
A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

2. (wardrobe malfunction) (847↑, 161↓)
a conspiracy perpitrated by the Jackson family to take the heat off of Michael and divert attention from the accusations against him

Ok... here's what we're gonna do... Janet, we need you to take one for the team and whip out a titty

3. (wardrobe malfunction) (488↑, 140↓)
Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction\! Yeah\! I can read\!"

4. (wardrobe malfunction) (352↑, 82↓)
An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.

Yolanda Bowersly, come on down\! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF\!\!\! Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction. .

5. (wardrobe malfunction) (227↑, 30↓)
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered. Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

6. (wardrobe malfunction) (280↑, 100↓)
A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

7. (wardrobe malfunction) (143↑, 52↓)
1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us. 2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no\! A wardrobe malfunction\! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired\!

8. (wardrobe malfunction) (115↑, 41↓)
a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

9. (wardrobe malfunction) (36↑, 9↓)
Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

10. (wardrobe malfunction) (42↑, 18↓)
It appears that this word was coined in the US to refer to Janet Jackson's breast falling out. The UK version would be when Judy Finnegan's breast fell out at the BAFTAS

Why did American people make such a fuss about Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction, the Brits were just mildly amused.

11. (wardrobe malfunction) (44↑, 22↓)
When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

12. (wardrobe malfunction) (28↑, 7↓)
An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.

During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.

13. (wardrobe malfunction) (18↑, 8↓)
A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button\!\! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

14. (wardrobe malfunction) (14↑, 8↓)
A weak term concocted to explain a blaitent publicity stunt.

Cloths don't malfunction, machines and really stupid people malfunction.

15. (wardrobe malfunction) (27↑, 21↓)
a publicity stunt

janet jackson was once again noticed due to a "wardrobe malfunction".

16. (wardrobe malfunction) (10↑, 6↓)
Pronunciation: in'deesunt ik'spowzhur

Super Bowl halftimes should be used for analysis.

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17. (wardrobe malfunction) (8↑, 6↓)
when clothing is "accidently" ripped from your body exposing an otherwise private area

"Hey hunny, are you in the mood for a wardrobe malfunction tonight?"

18. (wardrobe malfunction) (10↑, 8↓)
An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.

When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")

19. (wardrobe malfunction) (11↑, 9↓)
The wigger's lame excuse for ripping off janet's top.

Damn, no one wants to see them nurples... what the hell you doin' JT

20. (wardrobe malfunction) (15↑, 13↓)
Justin trying to take the attention away from Britney, trying to save his career that never should have been. Janet trying to take the attention off her brother.

The "wardrobe malfunction" is now talked about more than Britney or Michael

21. (wardrobe malfunction) (9↑, 9↓)
when justin timberlake tries to make himself seem innocent when he rips a piece of clothing off of a suprised singer.

Just stated the wardrobe malfunction was totally innocent...especially when he was the one who pulled it....

22. (wardrobe malfunction) (10↑, 11↓)
A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes\!"

23. (wardrobe malfunction) (15↑, 16↓)
The 'accidental' revelation of cleavage on national television. for you dumbasses out there, "When dat bitch showed dem tittays on da tv yo"

Thats what you get when you let MTV run the halftime show. greedy corporate bastards.

24. (wardrobe malfunction) (4↑, 6↓)
term used to describe a baring of flesh that was planned to appear accidental but was not as well received by the public as expected

Justin snatches away Janet's top but instead of rave reviews he gets official boos

25. (Wardrobe Malfunction) (5↑, 7↓)
Justin Timberlake's [cop-out] of an excuse for what happened to Janet Jackson

Hey it's not my fault...it was just a wardrobe malfunction. - J.T.

26. (wardrobe malfunction) (5↑, 7↓)
1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

27. (wardrobe malfunction) (8↑, 10↓)
1. A term, recently used akin to stereotypes of "Boy Band" icons such as Justin Timberlake, to describe the falure to "Come out of the Closet" due to having your penis caught in the hamper. 2. The event which causes "slack time" between the time A Wardrobe crashed, the formatting of the wardrobe, and the re-installation of [windows] for wardrobes. Evident by the Wardrobe producing articles of clothing with one missing breast-support.

Boy band Icon Justin Timberlake was one again victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction.

28. (wardrobe malfunction) (4↑, 7↓)
Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

29. (wardrobe malfunction) (8↑, 11↓)
1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's [wardrobe malfunction] was just plain odd

30. (wardrobe malfunction) (12↑, 16↓)
According to Janet Jackson it's not her fault,it's not Justin Timberlake's fault,it's BUSH's fault\!\!

"Bush done popped my titty out" - Janet Jackson

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31. (wardrobe malfunction) (7↑, 15↓)
An attention media disorder mostly affecting Jackson family members and other performers who relay on publicy rather than talent i.e. Justin Timberlake.

Exposing oneself on national televsion as in the Super Bowl or having sleepovers with children

32. (wardrobe malfunction) (3↑, 12↓)
(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a [chav]'s unfortunate selection of apparel. (ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh\!\!\!\! I don't believe it\! Not again\! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

33. (wardrobe malfunction) (2↑, 12↓)
Actually, a shortened version of WMD, slightly altered and presented as art. Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.

Ron Jeremy on the set.

34. (wardrobe malfunction) (2↑, 14↓)
A really awesome Seattle band

"Man, Wardrobe Malfunction was great last night\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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